Poor Lindsay Is Still Stuck In France

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la lohan.jpgLindsay Lohan is planning to be a no-show tomorrow for her DUI probation hearing...cuz supposedly someone stole her passport in Cannes, France.

La Lohan claims she really tried yesterday to catch a flight...she even showed up at the airport...but since she didn't have a passport, she wasn't allowed to board (shocking, when did they start checking passports)

Supposedly she has an appointment at the U.S. Embassy tomorrow at 9 a.m. to try to get another passport so she can get home.

But trust that if Lindsay is trying to pull a fast one...Judge Revel will not be too pleased!

Of course her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, claims: "I was on the phone with Lindsay's assistant the entire night and we're doing everything we can to resolve this. Lindsay is distraught because it was her intention to get back to L.A. today to do more alcohol education classes and appear in court tomorrow."

Come on now...does that even sound like Lindsay?