July 2010 Archives

Brittany Murphy's Husband Blew Threw Her Money

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brittany-murphy-simon-.jpgThe late Brittany Murphy's husband, Simon Monjack, well within 6 months of her passing...he had liquidated a majority of her accounts and had withdrawn 80% of her wealth.

It wasn't until his own untimely demise did the spending stop.

Now Brittany's mom, Sharon is falling on tough financial times...she was living with the couple when they both passed.

After Simon died, his mom ordered Sharon to move out of their Hollywood Hills house...and of course she's standing up for her son, claiming:

"If there is money missing I have no idea where it is. He didn't get much, maybe a few hundred dollars, and he paid off debts with it. He spent most of his time crying his eyes out most of the time."

Not to speak ill of the dead...but I'm pretty sure he got more than just a few hundred dollars from the late Brittany Murphy

Miranda Is Expecting

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gallery_main-orlandobloom-mirandakerr.jpgOrlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr secretly got married...and now she has a little 'bloom' in the oven!

 

 

Kendall Jenner Following In Kim K's Footsteps

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kendal k.jpgKendall Jenner (a.k.a. the 14-year old half-sister of Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian) has really gotten into this modeling thing!

This week she found herself in the middle of some controversy (so unlike her family) surrounding her most recent photo shoot. This was her response:

"I am excited to be working as a model, doing what I love to do. My entire family was very supportive, though my dad was a bit concerned at first, he knows that I am responsible enough that I wouldn't do anything I wasn't ready to do, or didn't want to do. Going into this shoot, it was never my intention to be provocative or too racy. It was a beach shoot, and I was wearing beachwear. I am happy with my age, and am not trying to rush into anything too soon. I look forward to all the milestones my teens have to offer - Sweet 16, turning 18, and so on."

 

Eddie & LeAnn Are Shacking Up

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eddie-and-leann_.jpgThe outted and adulterous LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are moving in together!

Actually, he and his 2 kids are moving into her Hidden Hills house in Calabasas, Calif.

Supposedly they are trying to save a few $$$ since Eddie got canned from CSI! 

I'm a little disturbed that she bought a home just a few blocks from where her married lover (Eddie) lived with wife...just 2 weeks after LeAnn and Eddie's scandalous relationship was made public!

 

Lindsay's Strip Search

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lohan in jail.jpgLindsay Lohan stays surrounded by drama...she was recently subjected to a strip search at Lynwood Correctional Facility...now her lawyers want her to spill the beans!

Mainly because another inmate filed a class action lawsuit alleging unlawful strip and body cavity searches were conducted by L.A. County Sheriff's deputies.

The suit claims that female inmates at the facility are strip searched in plain view of each other in an open parking lot. 

 

Kesha Is Moved By Trannies

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kesha.jpgKe$ha recently did an interview with Paper Magazine:

"Trannies make me want to be a better woman. I see these men who have way better bodies than I do, more beautiful faces, better complexions, beautiful makeup, and they're more fun than any person I've met in my life. They make me feel like I'm not a very good woman."

 

 

Today's Birthdays

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sandra.jpgSandra Annette Bullock is celebrating her 45th birthday today!

 

 

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And 'Gossip Girl' star and up & coming rock star Taylor Momsen is celebrating 17 today.

 

Mel Gibson's Latest Rant

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mel-gibson-oksana-brunette.jpgAnother week. another Mel Gibson outburst.

Timothy Dalton, (of 007/James Bomd fame) is Oksana's baby daddy..and the subject of Mel's latest rant!

"Did you get my last message about me being a bad father, and Tim being a great dad now?"

This was just before his meltdown...cuz once Oksana said "no"...Mel gets set off:

"You didn't hear that? Well, you should go and f*%k him, you fickle c**t, because I don't care!"

Then he tried to accuse her of having an an affair with their landscaper...then he tells her to go have sex with someone else in front of her son.

Then he so eloquently stated:

"I'm so f*%king sorry I had a child with you."

I'm sure this will all look so stellar as he continues to battle for custody of eight-month-old Lucia.

 

Channing & Jenna Spotted Out

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channingjenna.jpgChanning Tatum and Jenna Dewan (I love these 2 together!) were such the married couple in love while shopping along Melrose Avenue in LA. Fresh off their trip to Italy where Channing was recognized at the Ischia Film and Music Festival.

Miley's Behavior Is Co-Signed

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tiffany.jpgOne hit wonder 'Tiffany' is now defending Miley Cyrus' raunchy new image:

"Miley Cyrus is on a great track, I know that there are a lot of people that say 'well, when you are so young you shouldn't be sexy.' [But] I think that in today's world you kind of have to be [sexy] to be competitive in the market. I think that she is doing  it appropriately.  And it's always a fine line there. I'm a huge fan of hers. I think she's gonna have a long career. Her parents are guiding her right, and it really matters what base you have around you.  Very much so."

But let's keep this in perspective...when Tiffany's career started spiraling downward...she posed for Playboy...and still couldn't remain relavant...I'm just saying!

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Angelina Jolie's Comic Con

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olie_angelina_lr_072210.jpgAngelina Jolie made a cameo this weekend at Comic-Con in San Diego.

Not sure if you've had a chance to watch her new movie "Salt"...I REALLY liked it. It was way action packed with lots of twists and turns in the movie. ,

Brangelina Salt's The Paparazzi

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brangelina.jpgDaily there are gossip/rumors about Brangelina.

Well back in January the UK's News of the World printed "false and intrusive allegations"...claiming they met with an LA divorce lawyer to divide their assets, hash out a custody deal and financially provide for their six children in a "messy separation."

Since they refused to retract the statement...Brangelina stick their team of lawyers on them...needless to say the company paid a heafty (non-disclosed amout of course) that Brangelina will of course donate the dollars to charity!

 

Lindsay's Jail Bird Visits

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lindsay-sam.jpgSo much for Lindsay not getting special treatment during her stint in the slammer!

She is supposed to have only professional visits (a.k.a. her lawyer) Monday through Friday...so I'm not quite sure how her ex Samantha Ronson was able to sneak in to see her!

And yesterday she got a visit from her mom and sister.

 

Wedding Bells For Will Turner

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kloom.jpgOrlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr got engaged about a month ago.

Then they secretly got married this week...sans the paparazzi!!!

 Miranda released this statement about why she had to cancel her appearance at the Australian department store David Jones:

"David Jones very graciously released me during this period so we could celebrate an intimate ceremony and honeymoon together. I'm very much a part of the David Jones Family and I am very committed to my role. I am enormously grateful to David Jones to have been given this time to enjoy such a special moment in my life."

 

Britney's Uber Bad Hair Day

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brittney.jpgI promise you that if I made $700K a month...I would NEVER leave the house with my hair looking this ragedy of a mess!

But when has that ever stopped Britney Spears?

 

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A Little Bundy On The Way

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christina-applegate.jpgChristina Applegate is a breast cancer survivor...now she and her fiance Martyn Lenoble are expecting their expecting her first child together!

 

Lindsay's Jail Sentence - Day 1

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lindsay mugshot.jpgSo Lindsay has officially checked in to do her 90 day stint behind bars. She got a visit from her former attorney Shawn Chapman Holley.

Hope La Lohan enjoyed the visit...cuz at the Century Regional Detention Facility, inmates can only get visits from friends and family members on Saturdays and Sundays between 8:30 a.m. - 7:15 p.m.

She can meet with her lawyers on week days, between 9:15 a.m. and 12 p.m.

On a brighter note...she might be out as early as the begining of next month

A Royal Dog

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prince william.jpgKate Middleton has every right to consider throwing in the towel with the most eligible bachelor...after finding a 4 year old picture of Prince William cheating on her with British singer Natasha Hamilton.

Basically the royal courtiers are trying to warn her that he always has and always will have a wandering eye...regardless of the I Do's!

One of the Queen's advisors, allegedly told Kate:

"It won't be IF he does, my dear. It will be WHEN he does - and then you must simply turn a blind eye."

 

Megan Fox Stepping Out On Brian Austin Green

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fox_monahan_eminem_lc_072010.jpgMegan Fox and Dominic Monaghan will have a steamy love scene in Eminem & Rihanna's video for "Love the Way You Lie".

 

Taylor Swift's New Album

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taylor swift.jpgTaylor Swift's upcoming album "Speak Now" will drop on October 25.

This album is very personal for her...according to Taylor:

"Thankfully, in the past two years I've experienced a lot of things that I've been dying to write about. A lot of things that I've wanted to say in the moment that I didn't... Track by track, each song is a different confession to a different person. The first single will, "Mine" is about "my tendency to run from love. It's a recent tendency. Every example of love in my life has ended in goodbye. The song is about finding the exception to that."

 

 

Sandra Bullock Gets TRO

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sandra-bullock.jpgSandra Bullock got a temporary restraining order against the guy, Thomas James Weldon, she alleges has been stalking her since 2003.

According to Sandra, the guy is an "unmedicated schizophrenic" and she needs to protect herself and her new son Louis.

 

Glee Star Gets Botox

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charice-pempengco.jpgYou've seen the talented 18 year old Charice Pempengco on on The Oprah Winfrey Show and The Ellen DeGeneres Show...well she will have a recurring role on Glee this fall!

But I'm a little upset that she had Botox last week! (Did I forget to mention she's only 18 years old!)

Of course her people claim she had the procedure "to relieve a jaw problem similar to TMJ."

Bieber Fever Hits The Comic Books

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justin-bieber-comic-book_358x567.jpgUp until this point I wasn't jealous of Justin Bieber...but that's all starting to change...he's the latest subject for Bluewater Productions line of celebrity-based comic books.

Coming this October...Fame: Justin Bieber will be a 32-page biography of his rise to Bieber-fever status!

 

Snooki Beefing With Heidi Montag

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snooki--.jpgSo Snooki recently did an interview with Perez Hilton and was asked if she would ever consider taking on the real life Barbie (a.k.a. Heidi Montag)...Snooki responded:

"I will punch her in the face because I don't like her. She had too many surgeries. She looks like an alien and guidettes don't look like aliens, just saying.

But not to be outdone...Heidi hit up Twitter:

"@PerezHilton for a girl who was punched in the face I would think she of all people would know that is not a funny thing to joke about."

Then she posted:

"@PerezHilton You have also been punched so I would think you would understand that is crossing the line and I don't think that is funny."

Yikes...Heidi is going kinda hard!

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La Lohan Gets New Attorney

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robert-shapiro-lindsay-lohan-.jpgRobert Shapiro will soon be replacing Shawn Chapman as La Lohan's attorney inher DUI case.  

Lindsay is due back in court this Tuesday...when she is supposed to turn herself in to start her very dreaded 90-day sentence!

According to Mr. Shapiro...the only reason he decided to defend her is if Linds actually does jail time!

"I have agreed to represent Ms. Lohan on the condition she comply with the terms of probation, including a requirement of jail, imposed by Judge Revel. Ms. Lohan is suffering from a disease that I am all too familiar with. Hopefully, I can be of assistance to Ms. Lohan and Judge Revel in implementing a treatment approach recommended by medical professionals for Ms. Lohan's long term recovery."

Finally it seems like someone may be trying to look out for Lindsay's best interest!

This hits a little close to home for him...his son Brent, died of a drug overdose in 2005.

 

Paris Caught With The Green

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paris.jpgParis Hilton got held up at an airport on the French Island of Corsica...when the cops found out she had a little wacky tabacky in her purse!

She had less than a gram...so they nicely sent her on her way!

Must be nice to be a hotel heiress...cuz just 2 weeks ago she got caught with that sicky icky while watching the World Cup in South Africa.

So Paris hit up Twitter:

"So sick of people making up rumors about me. The latest one about me is completely false too. Don't believe what you read."

But according to the officer at Corsica's Figari airport:

"We held her for about 45 minutes and had strong words."

 

John Stamos Is Glee-Full

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john-stamos.jpgLast December, Allison Coss and Scott Sippola tried to blackmail John Stamos for $680K because they supposedly had compromising photos of him.

Now John has always denied the allegations, he admitted that he met her a while back and kept in touch but there was never anything inappropriate that went on.

Well Lady Justice found the couple guilty of extortion (a.k.a. the investigations did not turn up any of the comprosing evidence they allegedy had against John Stamos)

Here'a what the very relieved John Stamos had to say:

"I would like to thank the court, the FBI and the US Attorney's office for their swift and efficient dealings in connection with this case. The allegations made regarding an inappropriate relationship are completely untrue. These slanderous allegations to smear my reputation were part of their defense to redirect attention away from the federal crime of extortion. There was no hot tub, no drugs, no nudity and nothing sexual in nature involved in my friendship with this woman. They lied about everything from a pregnancy to compromising photos.I'm grateful these two criminals have been found guilty and I plan to go home to be with my family and friends and prepare to get back to work."

I bet he can't wait to make his debut on Glee this fall!

 

Gossip Girl Now A Material Girl

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taylor.jpgGossip Girl Taylor Momsen is the new face of Madonna (and her fashionista daughter Lourdes) juniors fashion line which will be sold exclusively at Macy's starting next month!

9021 Outta The Closet

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the-90210-cast.jpgSo 90210's producer Jennie Urman has admitted they plan to spice things up this season by having either Navid, Liam or Teddy...come out of the closet! 

Bieber Fever On The Big Screen

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justin beiber.jpgJustin Bieber will soon be working on a movie about his life before Bieber-fever!

 

Mario Lopez Has A New TV Show

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mario.jpgMario Lopez, the host of Extra and America's Best Dance Crew, is about to get yet another check coming in (which is great especially since he and Courtney Mazza are expecting a child together)

Anywho, looks like Slater will be getting his very own reality show.

 

The Vampire Diaries Season 2

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vampire.jpgI'm super excited...The Vampire Diaries season 2 has started filming season 2 out in Atlanta.

Here's what Nina Tweeted:

"Gonna work hard, prolly lose sleep and blood. And take blood. Lotssss of blood."

 

Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin To Tie The Knot

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levi-bristol-.jpgGuess they didn't learn their lesson from being the most talked about teenage parents!

Let's put this in perspective...their hot *sses were doing grown folk things...she gets knocked up...he runs from her like she has the plague, and tries to make the best of his little 15 minutes of fame (and I do mean little...I saw the Playgirl spread!)

Anywho, last moth they randomly got back together...and now they're engaged!  

But that's not the best part...they actually expect us to believe that they will be absitence until their wedding night. Maybe that's why they are getting married next month...it's probably as long as they can hold out!

But wait there's more...so rather than dropping the bomb on her mom Sarah Palin...these two ran to the gossip mags to spill the beans...cuz I'm sure Sarah will be thrilled to find out what's going on her daughter's life by reading the mags in the grocery check out line!

 

Bret Michaels Getting Hitched

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bretmichaels.jpgAfter an amazing recovery from a brain hemmorhage...Bret Michaels has finally proposed to his on again off again girlfriend/baby mama...Kristi Lynn Gibson.

He asked her to marry him during the Fourth of July holiday weekend at his ranch near Scottsdale, Arizona.

Their daughters: Raine Elizabeth, 10, and Jorja Bleu, 5...are excited!

Vince Vaughn Baby On The Way

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vincekyla.jpgVince Vaughn and his wife Kyla Weber are expecting their first child together

Edward Has A Dirty Mouth

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swoon.jpgRobert Pattinson recently did an interview with Great Britain's The Daily Mirror... he touches on Courtney Love talking trash about him not playing her late husband in the upcoming biopic.

According to Rob...he was never asked to play the role:

"You see all these comments, like from Courtney Love, saying 'What the f*ck! He's totally wrong for it', and I'm like, 'I f*cking said no, you d*ck!' I didn't get offered it. For one thing, I'm too tall, and I can't sing like him, I'm nothing like him!' It's ridiculous."

Yikes...angry much?

 

Kim K's New Job

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kim k.jpgKim Kardashian broke a few heartsas the official "Flag Girl" for the start of the AMP Energy Bullrun Rally annual eight-day race...to see who can leave from New York City and get to Las Vegas first.

 

 

Tila Tequilla Needs Help

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tila_tequila_nude.jpgDespite her best attempt...Tila Tequila will not be on the next season of Celebrity Rehab.

 

It's A Boy And Girl For Former American Idol

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chris_Daughtry-wife.jpgFormer 'American Idol' contestant Chris Daughtry and his wife Deanna are expecting twins thru a surrogate...the baby boy and baby girl have names already picked out...but mom and dad want to keep that under wraps for now!

The twins older siblings Hannah and Griffin can't wait to meet the new additions to the family!

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Joe Jonas Makes It Hot In Cleveland

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joe jonas.jpgNot sure if you've seen the new sitcom Hot in Cleveland with the extra spunky Betty White (it's absolutely hilarious!)

Anywho...Joe Jonas has just signed on to make a guest apprearence in August...he'll play Valerie Bertinelli's son.   

Jesse James Still Using Sandra

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sandra and jesse.jpgEven though Sandra Bullock is legally divorced from the cheating Jesse James...she still has to deal with his drama!

Today, Jesse was in court with his other ex-wife Janine Lindemulder battling over custody of their 6-year-old daughter Sunny.

Jesse is trying to make her out to be unstable...especially since she allegedly threatened to kill him in the past.

And he's claiming the reason he wants to pick up and move to Austin, TX to be near Sandra...is because she developed a close relationship with Sunny and his two older kids during their 5 year marriage.

 

Mel Gibson Caught On Tape

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oksana-grigorieva-mel-gibson.jpgThe incriminating tape of Mel Gibson's racist rant came out last week. And this fool actually admits to physically assaulting his baby mama Oksana Grigorieva.

Not sure how Oksana managed to remain so calm during the assault.

And now authorities are looking into domestic violence charges against him.

Weekend Of I Do's

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lala-vasquez-carmelo-anthony.jpgLaLa Vazquez and Carmelo Anthony said I DO this weekend.

John Krasinski married Emily Blunt in Italy...and in Greensboro, Ga., Carrie Underwood married Mike Fisherat the Ritz-Carlton Lodge, Reynolds Plantation, with more than 250 guests.  

The couple said:

"We could not feel more blessed to have found each other and to have shared this day with our friends and family that mean so much to us!"

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King James Moves Court To Miami

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lebron.jpgWell between the rumors that his biological dad is suing him for $4M...and his teammate sleeping with his monther...is it really surprising that LeBron has decided to join Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh on the Miami Heat...and even took less money to sign the deal.

Matching Tatt's for Brody & Avril

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brody-jenner-avril-lavigne-tattoo.jpgWTH did Avril Levine put on Brody Jenner...this dude just tattooed her name on his fore arm!

And in a true sign of commitment...she had "Brody" tattooed on her ribs!

 

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Baby #2 for Kourtney

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kourtney.jpgNot sure if I'm buying this...but supposedly Kourtney Kardashian is preggers again with another little Scott Disick.

 

Mel Gibson Under Investigation

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melgibson-.jpgLooks like the police may be investigating the rumors that Mel Gibson was allegedly abusive to ex-girlfriend/baby mama Oksana Grigorieva.

Remember last week I told you she had caught Mel's antics on tape...well now the police would like to take a peek at the incriminating evidence.

Of course Mel's people claim Mel doesn't have a violent bone in his body...so there is no way that he could have been physically violent with her

 

Zoe Saldana Gets Naked

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zoe.jpgZoe Saldana is the new face of the Calvin Klein Underwear campaign!

 

Angelina Jolie Exposed

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angelina.jpgAngelina Jolie recently did an interview with 'Parade' magazine to promote her new movie "Salt".

Here are snippets from the 'Parade' interview:

On love:
"I feel sad for someone who has never known love. Love elevates. You know, Brad would joke about me having this conversation about love. Love? It's such a funny word. Brad can find certain phrases of poetry for it. I'm terrible at it. But I know it means wanting the best for the people you love, putting their interests above your own, always. Love does that. Love is what you live for."

On her past:
"I used to cut myself or jump out of airplanes, trying to find something new to push up against because sometimes everything else felt too easy. I was searching for something deeper, something more. I tried everything. I always felt caged, closed in, like I was punching at things that weren't there. I always had too much energy for the room I was in."

On the paparazzi:
"We do everything we can to keep our kids away from it. We travel to places where the kids aren't aware of that kind of thing. We try to give them a full life where they don't have to come face to face with that world. With the paparazzi present, we're careful when we leave the house. Other than that..." She laughs at the absurdity of it all. "We don't stand in the checkout line at the grocery store looking at the magazines. Our friends don't tell us about it. And our kids don't know. I feel if we keep looking out for them, they'll be fine."

On her late mother, Marcheline Bertrand:
"Mother never put herself first, ever. At the end, she said her greatest success was being a mother. I remember Mother singing in church. How pretty she was! I lit candles with her. She said she had missed nothing in life except getting to know her grandchildren. When she passed away, I brought my son to church to light a candle for her." Jolie's eyes fill with tears. "Forgive me," she says. "I loved her so much."

 

The Real Reason Lindsay's Going To Jail

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LindsayLohan nail.jpgLindsay is steadily tweeting that her inapropriate choice of nail color did not have anything to do with her court date...either way...it's still not a good look.

If you've passed the 1st grade I'm sure you can figure out what her nail says!

I'm sure the judge was uber-thrilled by the artistic design...especially since La Lohan made it a point to have her hands curled underneath her chin, her middle finger aimed in the direction of the witness stand and Judge Marsha Revel!

 

Bella & Edward Call It Quits

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fake-cheating-scandal.jpgWell...not exactly. According to just one obscure Australian magazine...claiming that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are "at war" with each other...all because of Rob's alleged inappropriate behavior with co-star Anna Kendrick...that was caught on camera.

But just the other day in LA for an "Eclipse" premiere...the couple was all lovey dovey!

 

Baby Louis' 1st Independence Day

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sandra and louis.jpgFinally a free woman...Sandra Bullock celebrated the 4th of July in Austin, Texas...furniture shopping at Wildflower Organics on Saturday with baby Louis!

Cheryl Cole Gets Malaria

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cheryl.jpgThe X Factor judge, Cheryl Cole was rushed to the hospital after a bout of "sweating and shaking" at home...only to find out that she picked up a case of malaria...while spending quality time in Tanzania with her boyfriend Derek Hough.

She will stay in the hospital for a few days and will likely need many weeks to recover

 

J-Woww is Filthy

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filthy-j-woww.jpgJenni Farley, a.k.a. J-Woww from Jersey Shore...is working on her very own spin-off!

A fashion line...ironically called Filthy Couture.

She debuted the line at Ghostbar out in Vegas over the weekend.

As J-Woww describes:

"[For] the bathing suits I wanted to go with a grungy, or sexy-grungy look with the chains, but I also wanted to keep it girly with the lace." (Sounds super sexy...if your into whips and chains!)

 

George Michael Arrested...Again

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george-michael-.jpgGeorge Michael just can't seem to stay out of trouble with the law!

Over the weekend, he was celebrating his gay pride out in London...next he's driving his car into a building.

Needless to say...the police arrested him on suspicion of being unfit to drive.

According to George's statement:

"I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them."

 

Lindsay Gets Jail Time

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linds cry.jpgLindsay Lohan's judgement day has finally arrived.

As of July 20th...La Lohan will be doing 90 days in jail for violating probation...followed by a quick (much needed) stint in rehab.

 

One Tree Hill-er Says I Do

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johnathan-schaeah-jana-kramer-engaged.jpg'One Tree Hill'-er Jana Kramer...married her boyfriend actor Johnathon Schaech during a July 4 wedding in front of 100 close friends and family.

She was wearing a custom-made Jim Hjelm wedding gown.

Jonathan was once married to Christina Applegate before divorcing in 2007.

Melissa Etheridge Files For Divorce

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melissa-etheridge-and-tammy-lynn-michaels.jpgJust the other day Melissa Etheridge filed papers to official end her partnership with Tammy Lynn Michaels...

In her grief...Tammy Lynn posted her feelings on her blog:

gentle waves / no noise for awhile / or maybe gentle voices and / SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!! / FILE FOR DIVORCE!!!!!! / even though we both promised / agreed / handshook / pinkyswore / no filing until after the tour / in the fall.

Her broken promises / told to me by/headlines / i'm raising the kids / doing what i can / second set of yours.

Melissa Etheridge cited "irreconcileable differences" as they called it quits...and she has even asked that the court not to award Tammy Lynn (who birthed their kids in 2006) any financial support.

Michaels may needs to hit up Elin Woods for a loan.

Cristiano Ronaldo It's A Boy

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ronaldo.jpgPortugal's national team captain Cristiano Ronaldo...may have been sent home early from the World Cup...but he has reason to celebrate!

Last month he became the father of a baby boy, born to an anonymous American...and he actually has exclusive custody!

According to his Twitter and Facebook pages:

"It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become a father to a baby boy.  With the agreement of the mother, who wishes to remain anonymous, I will have exclusive custody of my son. I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy [and that of the child] at least on issues as personal as these are."

La Lohan Is Back To Lady Loving

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eilat-anschel-and-lindsay-lohan.jpgSo much for Lindsay's "I'm back to being a heterosexual" campaign...cuz recently she's been kicking it with former member of the Israeli Defense Force Eilat Anschel.

Suuposedly Lindsay started to need a 'friend' during the probation / bail / ankle monitor nonsense...and then things have just gotten serious from there...and I'm hearing La Lohan is way into this chick.

Jessica Simpson Is So Over Tony Romo

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jessica-simpson-eric-johnson.jpgAdios Tony Romo...now that Jessica Simpson has called it quits with her Dallas Cowboys quarterback boyfriend...looks like she may have bounced back with former San Francisco 49ers tight end Eric Johnson.

She's been dating the Yale graduate for the past month and the couple seems happy!

 

Amber Rose Rebounds

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reggie-amber-3.jpgKanye West's model ex-girlfriend Amber Rose...was chillin with my precious Reggie Bush in the Hamptons over the holiday weekend!

...and please tell me why they needed to go to the bathroom together??? 

 

Harry Potter Star Assaulted By Family Members

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afshan_azad32.jpgPadma Patil (Afshan Azad) from 'Harry Potter'...well back in May she was assaulted.

Now her father and brother have been charged with threatening to kill her during that fight. As if that weren't bad enough...her brother, Ashraf Azad, has also been charged with assault occasioning actual bodily harm.

They have been released on bail...but expect them back in court July 12.  

Drake Going For Son Of The Year

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drake and mom.jpgSo Drizzy Drake had to cancell his upcoming European tour...to be with his mom while she recovers from surgery.

Last night, he hit up Twitter:

"Back at my moms house...please include her in your prayers tonight as tmrw she faces a true challenge. Despite my best hopes, it is apparent that my mother will need surgery earlier than anticipated.  In light of this news, I have made the difficult decision to cancel my European tour in order to support her during her recovery. I ask everyone to please respect my family's privacy during this time. She's been the most supportive person I've ever had in my life--the only person that loves me unconditionally, really. I know a lot of people love me and I love a lot of people. But to love somebody unconditionally is different."

Principal Rooney A Sex Offender

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jj.jpgRemember the classic movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

Well it turns out that Principal Ed Rooney (a.k.a. Jeffrey Jones)...he forgot to update his sex offender registry, so the cops picked him up last week on felony charges.

In case this is coming as a shock to you...back in 2003 he pleaded no contest to having a 14-year old boy pose seductively for him...and under Megan's law...he was forced to register, visit a counselor and complete five years' probation.

 

Spidey-Sense

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andrew-garfield.jpgAndrew Garfield...he will be playing a young Peter Parker in the upcoming Spider-Man movie