One And A Half Men

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charlie on-two-and-a-half-men_471x312.jpgNot like we didn't see this one coming...but Charlie Sheen has officially been fired from Two and a Half Men.

According to Warner Brothers:

"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on 'Two and a Half Men,' effective immediately."

Charlie is planning to sue because he feels they fired him for insulting show creator Chuck Lore. Here's what Charlie had to say:

This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.