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Someone Loves You This Valentine's Day

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valentinesdayposter.jpgOr, they just want you to buy tickets to their movie. 

Either way, you can get some candy and movie goodies if you are in the right place at the right time on Friday.

To promote the release of Valentine's Day this weekend (playing in a theater near you), a big giant, charming, romantic, Valentine's Day Heart will be visiting American University, GWU, Georgetown University, Dupont Circle, Chinatown, Farragut Square and The Mall. 

Sadly, the heart will not be accompanied by stars Anne Hathaway, Julia Roberts, Taylor Swift, Ashton Kutcher, Bradley Cooper, Jamie Foxx, or Jennifer Garner, but it's very hard to put the moves on a Hollywood star while your mouth is full of candy (trust me on that one), so consider yourself saved from embarrassment. 

Of course, if we keep getting snow, the heart may have to ride a dog sled down Connecticut Avenue.  Any chance a famous group of 8 reindeer would be willing to give up some vacation time to help cupid? 

Here's a rough schedule where you can find the Valentine's Day Heart:

9:15 - 9:55 AM: American University - main campus Quad and Mary Graydon Center.

10:50 -11:10 AM: Georgetown University's main quad.

11:35 AM -12 PM: On George Washington University's campus walking around the student
center and other nearby buildings.

12:20 - 1:00 PM: Walk around Dupont Circle (eating lunch at the fountain because a heart has to replenish its energy).

1:00 - 1:25 PM: Walk down Connecticut Ave from Dupont Circle to 18 and I Street NW.

1:50 - 2:30 PM: Walking around the Verizon Center.

2:30 - 3:00 PM: Walking from Verizon Center to the National Mall.

3:00 - 3:30 PM: Walk around the Capitol and the National Mall.

4:30 - 5:30 PM: Walk from Lafayette Park to Farragut North. The heart will be in Farragut
Square for rush hour.