Kate Winslet is Available. On the Market. Playing the Field. Getting her Groove Back.

There is a special place for me in Hell for celebrating a separation and divorce, but KATE WINSLET IS GETTING DIVORCED!!!!! 

British lawyer (barrister?) Keith Schilling was called on to announce Winslet and her hubby, director Sam Mendes, separated earlier in 2010 after almost 7 years of marriage. 

Of course, the standard plea for privacy was issued as the couple work out the paperwork and tend to their 6-year old son and Winslet's 9-year old daughter. 

In the meantime, Winslet is preparing for her starring turn in the depression-era HBO miniseries Mildred Pierce.   

Mendes probably is working on some sort of project or something.

Sure, I know I have absolutely no chance of EVER scoring a date with Ms. Winslet, but, now, if I ever meet her, I can hit on her without feeling guilty.  Victory is mine.