Lindsay Lohan is a complete moron. You might remember the E-Trade Super Bowl commercial where our favorite baby boy is trying to convince his baby girlfriend nothing untoward happened the night before, only to be interrupted by Milkaholic Lindsey.
Lindsay Lohan, in a move that can only be described as the most insane and idiotic decision I have ever seen made by someone who should be paying smarter lawyers to guide her in the right direction, is suing E-Trade claiming Lindsey is based on HER.
Where do we start?
First, how egotistical and narcissistic do you have to be to believe anyone named Lindsay is based on you?
Second, aren't you actively working to debunk this image of you as an alcoholic wreck of a mess? Why try to say this character is based on you when she is an alcoholic mess of a wreck? No one in the world thought of you when they saw the commercial (no one in the world thinks of you at all these days). Now, we will laugh harder than ever ... AT YOU!!!!
Third, shouldn't you be spending time resurrecting your dead acting career?
Fourth, you are suing for $100 million? If you didn't throw your life and career away with your obsession to party until dawn, you would have made $100 million in your career. You can't use this lawsuit as a back up plan.
Watch out Lindsey Vonn. She might sue you for copyright and trademark infringement next.
