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Willie Waffle's DVD Round Up - The Dilemma and The Green Hornet

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dilemmaposter.jpgThe Dilemma

Vince Vaughn and Kevin James star as Ronny and Nick - two lifelong buddies with a business on the verge of becoming ubersuccessful.  Ronny is the voice and business acumen behind the operation, while Nick is the brains behind the car engines they build, and they have a lucrative deal with Chrysler just within reach if Nick successfully can make an electric/hybrid engine that sounds like a muscle car.   

However, when Ronny witnesses Nick's wife, Geneva (Winona Ryder), fooling around with an oddly tattooed  man, Zip (Channing "Abs of Steel" Tatum), he's not exactly sure how or if he should break the news.

Can Nick, already under immense pressure, handle such a revelation?

Would he believe Ronny?

Is that the most airbrushed poster you have ever scene?

Read more about The Dilemma.



greenhornetposter.jpgThe Green Hornet

Seth Rogen stars as Britt Reid - the son of a millionaire newspaper publisher (played by Tom Wilkinson, and you know it's a movie because no one makes millions publishing newspapers anymore).  Of course, he's kind of a lazy screw up, and Dad has always been harsh on him, but everything changes when Britt's father suddenly passes away.

Not excited about running a publishing empire, the playboy who likes to party has started to get a crazy idea.  After meeting the mysterious Kato (Jay Chou) and learning about all of the wildly imaginative inventions and weapons he has created, Britt has decided to join forces with him to fight crime, but their efforts lead to the duo being misunderstood and considered Public Enemy #1 (or maybe that's Public Enemies #1 and #2?).

Can The Green Hornet and Kato survive when LA's biggest crime lord, Chudnofsky (Christoph Waltz), tries to get them out of the picture?

Will Britt be more successful as a crime fighter than he has at being a journalist?

Read more about The Green Hornet.