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James Bond Gets Married

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rachelweiszdanielcraig.jpgI will try to hide my envy and jealousy as I write this, but I regret to inform you that the most beautiful, amazing, sexy, intelligent, charming, engaging actress in all of Hollywood, Rachel Weisz, secretly married Daniel Craig last Wednesday.

The two met on the set of their upcoming movie, Dream House, and fell for each other.  Weisz, best known from The Mummy, married James Bond in a private ceremony attended by his 18-year old daughter and her 4-year old son, whose father is Black Swan director Darren Aronofsky.