Does the cosmos have some sort of Ying and Yang rule about one celebrity couple experiencing happiness, which forces another to feel pain and suffering?Let's start with the good news. People Magazine is reporting Natalie Portman has given birth to a bouncing, happy, future heir to a Hollywood fortune baby boy!
It turns out being in Black Swan was one of the best decisions of Portman's life. She got a baby, Oscar and fiancee out of the deal. For those who forget, she met her current fiancee and baby daddy, Benjamin Millepied, who was serving as the choreographer who taught her how to be a ballerina.
No other details have emerged, but let's hope Benjamin and Natalie don't give the kid one of those freaky Hollywood baby names like Thor or Apple or Moon.
Now, the break up. In news that will not shock anyone with a pulse, 25-year old Playboy Playmate Crystal Harris has called off her wedding to 85-year old Playboy founder Hugh Hefner just 5 days before their blessed nuptials.
What could have gone wrong? Did Hef want a pre-nup? Was the mansion just not big enough? Did E! reject the pilot for a reality program about this March-December romance? Was Crystal intimidated by how Hef owns shoes older than her?
Since everything was already ordered and paid for, I have a feeling the Playboy Mansion will be hosting a massive party this weekend. You can't let all of that food and booze go to waste.
