Lacking a great story to report, it's time to empty out the brain of random thoughts and flights of fancy.When he's 50-years old, bald, weighs 300 pounds and spends 30 minutes trying to convince the security guy at the Twilight Convention he really is Taylor Lautner, do you think Taylor will go home, sit back in his recliner, crack open a Bud Light, look up at the awards on his bookshelf and think, "Hey, maybe I never won an Oscar, but I have all of those MTV Movie Awards. I wonder how much I can pawn them for?"
Which reality show will be the first to employ Congressman Anthony Weiner once he finally resigns from the House of Representatives? Celebrity Apprentice or The Bachelor? Yes, I really mean The Bachelor. You don't honestly think his wife will stick by him after this, do you? She has options.
Hollywood types will be looking closely at how the new J.J. Abrams movie, Super 8, performs this weekend. In a throwback marketing campaign, Paramount will not let anyone see what the potential monster/alien/creature looks like until you buy a ticket to the movie. Some argue this is what has caused anticipation for Super 8 to be low among young adults, who have come to expect almost everything to be revealed in commercials and trailers for a movie. We all hope it is awesome, but is a letdown inevitable? Is this the end of movie surprises?
Did you see Reese Witherspoon laying it down at the MTV Movie Awards this weekend? MEOW! Telling everyone they should be ashamed of sex tapes getting released instead of riding them and reality programming to fame, one has to wonder what she lost to Kim Kardashian to make her flash the claws and start slashing!
Just to make you feel old, Dakota Fanning graduated from High School this weekend.
I am starting to worry about the employees at TMZ. With Lindsay Lohan under house arrest and Charlie Sheen in hiding, they may have to layoff some reporters and camera people.
I am all for freedom of speech and expression, but is the right to dance at the Jefferson Memorial the most important issue facing America today? Is it really worth the effort?
Barry Manilow says his new CD was inspired by Britney Spears. Silly Barry. If he wants young people to buy his new CD, he should say it was inspired by Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber. He'll also have to explain to them what a CD is.
