Top Model: Wholahay! Plus, House Party Drama and Tyra Talk Therapy
Okay, first of all, Wholahay, aka Dionne, rocked this week! Winning the Keds challenge, coming up with a crazy name we can't stop saying (it could be used as an exclamation, an insult, a verb... it's all in the context), and providing genuinely hilarious narration to one of the most fun Top Model episodes yet.
Modeling was only secondary this week to other, more pressing issues like Tyra therapy time, creating new wacky nicknames with Melrose -- long time no see! -- and Twiggy, and partying with Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, and 50 Cent.
Leave it to Nicole to stir things up (not like she's ever done that before, right?) between Renee and Jael (which do you prefer?). Like there wasn't ENOUGH drama in the house. Renee, who might be the least likable model in the past few ANTM seasons, let it all out in a teary apology at a group bonding/therapy session with Tyra. You guys, don't you see? She has a family and things to worry about at home! She's just misunderstood (by all seven of the other girls)! Sob, sob... Renee, cry us a river, we still don't like you. But you are beautiful, we'll give you that.
Okay, so Jael was annoying 50 Cent. We get that. But he had no right to push her into the pool! Talk about classless. We were worried that Jael and Natasha would get ripped on at panel about their mid-party pool jump, but it wasn't even mentioned... probably because they had the two best shoots of the week.
Brittany's hair: horrifying! Get that thing off her head already! It looks like it's alive and slowly devouring her! We were hoping it'd be gone by eliminations, but we didn't get our wish -- so hopefully next week?
Finally, a normal photo shoot where the girls look like models, not candy store freaks, murder victims, or men! In their own skin, dictating their own hair and makeup the models had the chance to shine... or flop. Without a character to play, Jaslene fell flat (all four of her shots were virtually the same). Sarah's overposed pics finally sent her home.
And Whitney? Girl skated by yet again after her second week in the bottom two. We're wondering how long she can legitimately stick around. She's got a pretty face, but her photos are NOT GOOD and we don't see any improvement. Should Sarah have gone home before Whitney? Tell us what you think!
Comments
I am a big fan of ANTM. I look for reruns everyday.
Posted by: Denise Williams | October 10, 2007 3:46 PM
i love Renee! She is the best.
Posted by: xiao | May 19, 2007 12:35 PM
Hey Tyra i love both of your shows...you rock!!!
Well honestly ppl i will like Jaslene to win she really knows wat she is doing n wants 2 win because is in her...not because of excuses..dont get me wrong but i have my child and i will do anything for him 2 have a better future.. but not because of that i have 2 get everything( u have 2 work 4 it) abt Natasha she has improved a lot but i have 2 give it 2 my homegirl Jaslene..bring it back to the Bronx girl....
Posted by: Yari | May 13, 2007 9:48 AM
i hate some of the girls on the show they act like they are all that but they are not they are just like me and you .so i think you do not need to be a size to be a modle you can be a size 13 . love the show very much wacth it every week so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Anonymous | May 9, 2007 9:11 PM
it is about time Whitley went home because she had been at the bottom the last four times. Although she is beautiful it wasn't enough to keep her around. The one thing all of these ladies need to understand is that it is a competition and they are not there to make friends. It is okay to be cordial and not start any drama so for Renee I'll just say it was a good thing Tyra decided to have a discussion about it. It made Renee realize how her attitude and her negative comments were affecting other people. I wish all of the remaining girls luck but I hope Dionne or Brittany wins.
Posted by: tamara anderson | April 12, 2007 12:16 PM
i think that Renee is really annoying.. She needs to learn that she isnt the only one with problems. She is pretty but her attitude isnt ganna get her anywhere.
- Natasha is so beautiful especially when they out make-up on her. I believe she should be the NEXT TOP MODEL
Posted by: sejla | April 11, 2007 9:29 PM
Finally we got rid of Whitney!
I`m so happy!But how come they didn`t bring Natasha`s family?This was really cruel!
Posted by: KIT | April 11, 2007 8:05 PM
I like Natasha very much. Turned to a great model. Can you imagine what she can do with an experience? I like Jaslene also, but she is tooooo skinny, and I heard that camera and TV makes people look bigger. Can you imagine how skinny she is in the reality? (I think she is my size. Sometimes size 0 is too big for me). I like Jael, but sometimes because of her voice, I think she's using drugs. And why would normal person be friends with people who dies of overdose? Anyway, I like her pictures. Renee... Totally b...ch. She is very pretty, but do you remember shoot where they played boys? Did you see an "Adam's apple" on her neck? Only men have it, so I think she used to be a man; now, after a sergery, she became a woman (child can be adapted). And all her cry about not having money to pay bills... Did her husband tried to work? He should - then they will have money for bills. America is a great country and gives a lot of opportunities to all people... It looks like Renee is begging for the 1st place. "Let me win, let me win, I am in need, I'm poor, I have a baby...". Very annoying...
Posted by: Lana | April 11, 2007 3:05 PM
I LOVE NATASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!She got amazing face!
Posted by: KIT | April 11, 2007 2:16 PM
RENEE NEEDS TO MIND HER BUSINESS AND STOP TAKING ALL OF STRESS AND PUTTING ON OTHER PEOPLE YOU ALL NEED TO GET RID HER
Posted by: samantha | April 11, 2007 1:58 PM
Hey All
Glad to join the club! Hey Tyra girl. I am a dedicated fan of yours. first of all Jaslene has to go with that accent she's trying to hard to be like Rosa Perez ooo her voice is ignoring or rather her speech. Renee is acting like Melrose, nobody has their own personality Tyra. They watch the former shows and pick someone who they think they look and act like and try to betray that on the show now. I love Whitney and for the person who says she needs to lose weight, honey have u look in the mirror lately, that's is what's wrong with society today everyone has to be a size zero, zero is not even a number look it up people. For God sakes Whitney is a size 8 that is small to our world today. Go back to the Bible people. God made our people and especially our females with curves, if you do not have curves baby then you are a man LOL. I love Dionne too and Natasha and Brittney. Never know who is going to win with them nutty judges especially Ms. Jay. Just love him/her.
Keep up the good work Tyra
Posted by: Mariann | April 11, 2007 11:08 AM
It's all about Jaslene- and Whitney....as far as Renne- she is a drama queen and starts too much crap- nobody asked her to come on the show so if she misses her family that much then she needs to go home- or in the mean time deal with it in more professional manner. She needs to stop using her family as an excuse for her attitude- all the girls have someone that they miss but they arent acting like that.....
Posted by: Marquisha | April 11, 2007 9:27 AM
Jael is a very strong model, and she has not been given a chance to show a feminine photoshoot yet, however she does show emotional justice through her talking. I really do feel she had alot nicer hair at the beginning. Whitney is a great model to be honest, and Dionne is just as good. Renee is misunderstood, but she should give effor to be at least a little nicer.. Natasha is a beautiful model, and so is Jaslene, but I think they lack the model techniques, and they've been lucky on their photo shoots. Brittany is a natural, but I do not think she can improve in anyway, she's stuck at great, and won't improve. Dionne is a really good model, but she's not trying hard enough. Anyway, the girls I think should be in the top 3 would be Jael, Dionne and Whitney.
Posted by: Anonymous | April 10, 2007 9:26 PM
I think Jaslene should win b/c it is time for a hispanic to win America's top model. She is the best there. I live u girl. kick those girl's butt!
Posted by: 2007missy | April 10, 2007 6:40 PM
My favorites are Jaslene and Whitney. I hope they make it to the finals. I don't like Renee, her attitude stinks and that makes her ugly.
Posted by: aliyah | April 10, 2007 4:37 PM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JASLENE
Posted by: DANASIA RAY | April 10, 2007 11:40 AM
I THINK THAT MY GIRL JASLENE IS GOING 2 WIN ANTM.SHE IS GOING 2 B A COVER GIRL,AND I THINK SHE SHOULD B COVER GIRL OF THE WEEK.SHE DOES THE BEST PICTURE EACH WEEK&SHE LOOKS LIKE A MODEL.I LIKE WITNEY&NATASHA.
Posted by: DANASIA | April 10, 2007 11:36 AM
I think Jaslene is the best one there. She's got the right attitude to be in such a competition and takes the best photos. She's versitile and can do anything she puts her mind to. I really don't think it matters whether she wins this competition or not, she's gotten plenty of exposure, is still young enough for the business, and will get plenty of opportunities no matter what the outcome turns out to be. Go head Chi-town Diva, Luv ya! Lisa wit Urban Vibe.....
Posted by: Lisa Marie | April 9, 2007 5:16 PM
i luv renee.she really look like a model to me.jael should have been long time ago.
Posted by: conniep | April 8, 2007 9:33 PM
i love whitney but she need to go on a diet
Posted by: jessica | April 8, 2007 5:35 PM
what is up with the smoking this season? everyone one this season smokes i think except natasha whitney and dionne. seriously!!
and also whitney is the best and should win =)
Posted by: julia | April 8, 2007 4:57 PM
I really luv Whitney and I Hope that she wins .I think that America is should be ready for a plus-size model.
Posted by: Mayyah | April 8, 2007 4:07 PM
I think the final two are going to be Brit & Jaslene. They take the best pics out of everyone.
Posted by: Shae | April 8, 2007 10:00 AM
The fact that it was not brought up at panel, that really was unfair. Why didn't Tyra say something or even her manager Bennie? Jael acted so childish and doesn't respect anyone. i thought the smartwater party was great. I wish I was there!!!!
Posted by: Regina.lagirl | April 6, 2007 7:29 PM
I don't know why everybody hates renee.Well she can be mean but she is like the most preetiest girl up there( Natasha is after her). I don't know why Sarah got sent home. She takes good pichers.Jael should of gone home( she is kind of wierd). felisia should not gone home because she can't take good pichers lying down they should or give her a better thing to do. I still love Renee.She is the very very very best one in top moldle. GOOOOOOOO RENNNEEEEEE!!!!!! You can do it !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: xiao | April 6, 2007 5:01 PM
Jael and Renne are soooooooooooooooooooo freaking annnoying send them home! renee looks kind of like a man ,and jael like a crack head.i think jaslene and dionne should be the top 2 , then brit and whitney,and finally in the bottom big head natasha ,renee,and jael.
Posted by: Chris | April 6, 2007 3:05 PM
i think laslene is the best i hope she wins
Posted by: yuo | April 6, 2007 2:31 PM
i hate jael!!! how can anyoen like her
Posted by: me | April 6, 2007 2:22 PM
i love dionne, i think she should win. she is very calm.
Posted by: DEE | April 6, 2007 2:05 PM
Jael is a stoner!!! And she is ugly in person!! I don't like her rightous attitude like she needs to defend all of the other girls. They need to get some balls. And i don't know why they liked her photos!! Her and some of the other girls don't even look like they make an effort to look nice when they go to panel. Has anyone else noticed that?
Renee may be a bitch but she is really beautiful and looks like she always makes an effort to look good.
I can't stand that she was giving excuses for being a bitch like everyone deals with shit but u don't see them taking it out on everyone else.
I could take or leave Sarah but really i don't see what is so special about whitney..i don't think she is pretty..like not cuz she is a plus size model, she just dosen't have a model look to me
Posted by: Shannon | April 6, 2007 2:19 AM
I really like Rennea because she can be a bich but she is really preety and that is what it is about on top moldle
Posted by: xiao | April 5, 2007 6:15 PM
i loveeeee natasha and jael's voice is realllly annoying . sorry but it sounds like she is a stoner
Posted by: kiki | April 5, 2007 6:05 PM
hi Traya but I me stay young.I love you I even did a report on you in 3rd grade ,oh I don`t what is URL.
IOVE,
EMILY
Posted by: emily soriano | April 5, 2007 5:25 PM
Jael is awesome for standing up to renee and not backing down. when they had the "Tyra Therapy" and Tyra asked the girls who feels that they have been attacked by renee and all of them said I i nearly rolled off my seat in laughter. Renee needs to get her ass kicked and leave
Posted by: Asia | April 5, 2007 2:47 PM
Natasha is the best!
Just they had put Jael first because she improved,Natasha still had the best photo shots!
Posted by: KIT | April 5, 2007 1:41 PM
I would to see jael,jaslene
and natasha get grills on
their teeth and look cool
with it!
Posted by: Rahiem Hardy | April 5, 2007 1:32 PM
i would like to see jael and jaslene with grills on
their teeth!
Posted by: Rahiem Hardy | April 5, 2007 1:11 PM
I like all the ladies, but Jael and Whitley has the most spunk of them all.
Big ups to the big girls and thats coming from a skinny bitch.
Posted by: Linda Pollard | April 5, 2007 12:48 PM
jael has the best spirit out of the girls. She cares about her girls in the house and has the guts to stand up to renee first. when twiggy said she hasn't seen a soft side of jael she has in her death photo
Posted by: mikaaellarosev | April 5, 2007 12:18 PM
i love jael! she seems to have a beautiful spirit about her. very down to earth and definately some one i would love to rock with!
Posted by: kimberlee | April 5, 2007 11:38 AM